I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
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