If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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