I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
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