we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Randomize
