i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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