he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
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one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
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You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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