its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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