So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
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Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
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Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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