I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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