Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
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