i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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