New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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