How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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