We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I would ride that face into the sunset
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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