Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I just cut my nipple shaving
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
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You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
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its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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