You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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