Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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