sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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