he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
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We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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