Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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