I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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