I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
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I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
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I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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