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He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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