He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
i need some magic done to my vagina
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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