real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
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Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
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I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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