Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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