Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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