Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
So much rum. So many feels.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
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