also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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