But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
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Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
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Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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