areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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