Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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