So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Randomize
