I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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