There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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