i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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