I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
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