My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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