yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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