He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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