Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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