he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
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Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
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I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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