I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
