Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
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He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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