Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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