plz talk dirty to me
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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