Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
How does it feel to date your dad?
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