Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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