you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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