idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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