I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Then you guys just all showered together...?
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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