I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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