you would pick up someone in the library
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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