I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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