What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
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Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
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Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
When are your genitals available?
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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