Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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