Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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